Something to shake when Guantanamo isn’t closed in a year. Someone to eyeball when we are still in Iraq in 2011…

Or, maybe, it can be one of those random things that get passed down. An heirloom…

To be honest, I’m hard-pressed not to see this as pretty shameless. But, at the same time, my perusal of the comments at sites like Huffington Post gets me feeling a little bit suspicious in the other direction. Most of the comments there and elsewhere, are pretty, well, poopy. A little more mean in spirit than snark; a vague hostility whose target is unclear. I can’t quite put my finger on it.

While poking about, sussing out my thoughts, I come across this website, called Dolls Like Me.

I must say, in the context of this site, Sasha and Malia dolls resume being awesome. Now they remind me of all the dolls so many Americans have wanted to exist for so long: black dolls, relevant dolls, gasp– dolls like me!

(Or maybe you.)

As you might know, “like me” has a solid history as a catchphrase for describing the dilemmas faced by parents of non-white children in the United States. One of its most well-known uses is probably Bill Cosby’s PSA, “A Boy Like Me,” which describes the negative ways black children are affected by living a world in which cultural objects of affections–dolls, stars, book characters, for instance–are all white. 

Also, in 2007, a young black filmmaker named Kiri Davis picked up on the Cosby line, and produced a short independent film titled, “A Girl Like Me.”

(The Cosby and Davis videos are at the end of this post; I’ve also said more them here.)

So, I guess as with so many products in our world, it’s what we do with it that matters, right. So, yeah, you better go and buy a doll. For yourself, for that special someone, for Larry King’s son (did you see this, that after Obama’s inauguration, his son has declared that black is “in,” and that he wants to be black? Let me know how it works out, player.)

Here are the videos, first the Cosby video,

and then Kiri Davis’ film:

New role models? A pleasing visual jolt? A new sense of racial pride? Vague feelings of vindication, that black is indeed quite beautiful? 

Sure, you can have all those things. But, most importantly, you can package it all up and have it in a doll!

According to this AP story, Ty Inc., maker of Beanie Babies, has released two new dolls: “Sweet Sasha“ and “Marvelous Malia.”

Part of me wants to rebel. I mean, could you get commodified any faster? But, then I must admit, I’m saying this to myself as I click around, trying to get my hands on one. I imagine feeling a bit teary-eyed when I open the box. And I don’t even like dolls!

Oh, and case you were wondering, the dolls aren’t really representations of Sasha Obama and Malia Obama. They’re just two soft little chocolate dolls, who happened to be named, um, Sasha and Malia!

And, since we’re on the subject of the cuteness of all things Sasha and Malia, check out this story on the Obama’s girls’ inauguration fashion! There’s also some clips on Michelle Obama’s inaugural outfits.

If you haven’t had enough, or just need to see this thing thru to its gooey end, click here to read the Bush twins’ open letter to the Obama girls.