Thanks to The Blog That Ate Manhattan, by way of Purple Medical Blog, for this gem,

“Someone from the gynecologist called. They said the pap smear is normal.”

Ha ha ha! I’m a midwestern girl, so Pabst will always strike a chord with me. Not a Billy Dee Williams Colt .45 chord, but, you know.

Since we’re on the subject of feminine hygiene as a subject of amusement, you might want to check out this old $3.60 post, “Lysol, “to promote bodily vigor and preserve feminine daintiness.”

And finally, just to make sure this topic overstays its welcome, check out this pretty amusing Natalie Dee illustration, which a student sent me. (Should he go to jail? Do I have to go to jail? I don’t want to go to jail):

(You can click the picture for more of Ms. Dee. And, yes, anal bleaching is real.)